5thjanuary.2009.

went post office today to send taris' teddy and was doing stuff la. when diz one old indian lady came up to the receiption bringing a parcel,and so the receiptionist asked her wwhat she wants to do. and so the old lady just stared. said ''tak tahu'' and walked away. wth xD

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called michael to fetch me to leisure;

miie:heyy.where r uu now??

him: coming coming ady..

miie: okae...

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*calls again*

miie: heyy. where are u now la??

him: here already lah waiting..

miie:*looks outside* haa. mane ade..

him: got..in the usual place u wait..bustop there.

miie: apa bustop?

him: u sekolah punye bustop.

miie: ii'm at home now.

him: hahh. !

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saw ooithong,bryan,brandon,and their friend Umesh tdy in leisureMall just as ii was going in. chan still botakk. xP pimples all over. ahh well. he's my 10years old sweettheart. wth xD its been lyk 5years babe :P ~timesflies~ (:

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one dayy.11:51 pm.

me: u brush wat teeth so long de orh?

alex:so fast brush will damage de.

me:SUAN LIAO. i brush for u la talk so much

alex: later all my teeth cabut.

>.<

wtf.

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was reading some mag and.

''Exploration:Masturbation is a normal and healthy way to start exploring ur body. it involves touching urself for sexual pleause and experimenting to find out what feels good for you. its not really something girls admit to,but its is definitely a common activity.

went all wtf. aussies talks bout sex sO openly.!

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you ask,Dools answers! ( real life)

Q.when a boy says,''its never going to happen''. does he mean it? Emma.

A:this isnt a great way to start a relationshsip. it is,however, to start a romantic comedy.so that's what ii'm suggesting u do-live ur life like its a rom com. Get a job at a nice manhattan-based magazine or ad agency. now,the fella who said ''its never going to happen,'' will get a job at the same place.you'll start hating it off. there's a pitch for a big account and u want to do really well so you get a promotion.this guy;s going for the same promotion too. you'll be working late. together. this is an opportunity for you to get to know each other,you'll have to order chinese food-this will be funny bcz ur hopeless with chopsticks!dont worry.by the end of the project u'll be a chopstick master.on the day of the big presentation,you'll be really nervous. this is not going to be good. the guy u've been working with will do his presentation first and he'll steal ur ideas!bummer. when u get up to present, u'll look unprepared and then flee, crying. the panel will look at ach other the like.''what the heckles just happened?'''

the next thing u know,u've got a cardboard box with some stuff and a pot plant innit.standing at the door of tht guy's office.say,''ii tot ii had u figured out. but i was wrong.'' then just walk away. trust me. you'll get on the train to go home. just as before the door closes u'll hear,''Emma!Emma!'' suddenly the train will stop.and the guy will get on and say,''emma, ii told mr.windchip tht th ideas was urs and tht uu deserve the promotion..ii also told him tht i have to quiet bcz ii cant work with someone ii'm inlove with.'' then just kiss him. the rest of the carriage will start applauding.

what ii'm trying to tell u is tht ''its never going to happen means nothing. its just some dumb stuff an idiot said. A bit like this column.

ps/ ii went berserk.. wth.

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kai was doing his homework and ii was reading d papers in mcD when he suddenly said..''ehh...ur breast quite small oso ah..''. farkk youuu. lols :P

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ii'm loving life. (:

till den.! (:

``belsbels.hearts.